Sexless Innkeeper

Hey guys here is the time for some poem...

I am going to post two poems for the fans of "HOW I MET YOUR MOHER" from one of its legen.....wait for it .....dary and awesome episode when Ted was a professor and he decided to change his look a bit and was convincing everybody that the ladies dig the professor look (a tweed) and Barney disagrees with him and end up in telling the tale of sexless innkeeper through his own composed poem.......

You can enjoy the whole episode by clicking on the following link

http://www.cucirca.com/2009/10/13/how-i-met-your-mother-season-5-episode-4-the-sexless-innkeeper/

That was the night before new year's

and the weather grew mean

It was three in the morning

and I was stranded in Queens

the tavern grew empty,

the gas-lights grew dim

The horse-drawn carriages

were all but snowed in.

Last call was approaching,

and my fortunes looked bleak.

Then I turned to my left

and stifled a shriek.

She had a peach fuzz beard,

and weighted 16 stone.

She gobbled up hot wings,

and swallowed the bones.

I muffled a scream,

and threw up in my mouth.

I asked, "Where do you live?",

and she said "One block south.".

I swallowed my pride

and six shots of whiskey

and prayed to the gods

that she wasn't too frisky.

Back in her cave,

she prepared us a snack

'Neath her mighty hooves,

the floorboards did crack.

But when she returned,

she found a sound sleeper.

And thus she became

The sexless innkeeper.

In response of that Ted composed another poem ignoring the fact that he is one of the sexless innkeeper.....

That was the night before,

I had hours to kill.

I sat in the tavern,

grading parchments with quill.

A busty, young lassie

flashed me a grin.

Her garb said "CLASSY",

but her eyes whispered "SIN".

She said, "You are a teacher?",

I said, "Yes, indeed".

"I must have you." she moaned,

"I am turned on by tweed."

With haste we did scamper,

to my chamber anon.

We fell to the couch,

and, bro, it was on.

I unlaced her bodice.

Our passion grew deeper.

And thus ends the tale

of the sexless innkeeper.